my roommate and her boyfriend made dinner and it was so sweet and mostly very good but they had like half an avocado by itself on each of our plates and I ATE IT cause she doesn’t always like me a lot but it was SO FUCKING GROSS like I’m gagging just thinking about it
'you should come slob on my knob sometime'
oh my GOOOOOOODD
but literally tinder is the funniest thing in the world to me like
tinder is a hot mess tonight
Except then it shut down on me again fuck this
CHROME REOPENED WITH MY ESSAY STILL THERE HOLY SHIT